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The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones | Book Review

Thursday, 12 November 2020

I have a friend named Figbar who is quite awesome. (He has a store on Tee Public which can be found here.) He introduced me to an author by the name of Stephen Graham Jones who wrote a book called Mongrels. While that book, which he so kindly gifted me, is still on my TBR, I jumped at the chance to listen to Jones's newest book called The Only Good Indians. This book has been making the rounds on booktube and bookstagram so I figured I'd join the fun. What did I think? Here's my review.




First lets go over the premise. The Only Good Indians follows four Native American men (Blackfeet) who have known each other since childhood. When they were young men they made a mistake and years later that mistake has bread an entity bent on revenge for what the young men, now adults, did. 

This is a horror book so it's only natural to want to compare Stephen Graham Jones to the juggernaut that is Stephen King. I do compare the two, but not because of the chosen genre, but because of their mastery of the written word. I've never found King's work to be scary. I've never found books to be scary at all. But what has kept me going back to King time after time is his amazing way with words. Jones has an outstanding way with words as well, though he doesn't get as long winded as King can get. Also, I believe that Jones's book is scarier than anything King has ever written. That is to say, I actually felt a little tense reading The Only Good Indians while I never once felt anything close to fear while reading King. (Please don't misunderstand, I LOVE Stephen King. But it's just not scary)

I mentioned that Jones isn't as long winded as King can get and I find that this is both a bonus AND a place where this book could have been improved. It's a bonus in the sense that the story stayed on track. There wasn't a huge aside just to tell us the life story of some character that doesn't really matter (I'm looking at you IT). But there were times when I wanted more. 

Since this is a spoiler free review I won't go into too much detail, but I will say that there are three main acts for this book and near the end of each act, everything seems to speed up. It reads like Jones was just too excited to get to the next part so he left out bits a pieces just to jump to the end. If you've ever read one of my book reviews before you'll know that pacing is a big deal for me and unfortunately pacing was my main issue with this book. Characters jumped to conclusions or had quick reactions that seemed extreme and if there was supernatural encouragement to push them to these acts, then it wasn't made clear enough. It just came across like things went from fine to panic worthy in the blink of an eye.

But that aside, this was a great book. The pacing is my only real issue. The characters were all (mostly) likable and each had their own unique voice. This book was about four men, but there were good female characters as well. There was also social commentary placed throughout the book. Not as blatant as a character soapboxing, but it was still there for anyone who paid attention. All the social commentary revolved around the treatment of Native Americans which is a woefully underrepresented group in mainstream pop culture. The bonus is that Jones himself is a Blackfeet Native American making this is an own voices book so you can read this without the fear of cultural appropriation! 

Let me wrap this up by saying I loved this book even with the pacing issue. I believe if the end of each act was fleshed out a bit more this would be an amazing book but instead it has to settle for simply being great. I was sucked in from the very first moment until the very end. I listened to this as an audiobook that was narrated by Shaun Taylor-Corbett, an actor of Native American decent, who helped bring this work to life. If you're a fan or are interested in horror fiction, you should read this book. It's great.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll be picking up Mongrels now, which I should have done when Figbar gave it to me.

The Only Good Indians gets a 9 out of 11


Black Sun by Rebecca Roanhorse | Book Review

Wednesday, 14 October 2020

 There are two things I can say about Net Galley. The first is that it's really screwed up my reading plans. I'm all ready to pick up the next book on my TBR but what's that? I just got approved for a book I wanted? Well there go my plans. The second thing I can say is that it's given me the opportunity to read a lot of good stuff for free. When I saw that Rebecca Roanhorse's new book was available to request, I jumped on it. Now the book is out available for purchase from your local book peddler and in celebration of that, here's my review.



I already want the next book. I want it in my hands now. So if you're looking for a simple good or bad review, this is it. This book is good. In fact, it's wonderful. But for those of you who want more, I'll go on.

Premise: A ship sets sail for the holy city of Tova. On that ship is Xiala, the captain who is a disgraced Teek. She has the power of song that can calm the seas and warp men's minds. She has one goal, to deliver a passenger named Serapio to the holy city in time for the convergence, a holy time. But this year the convergence is happening alongside a solar eclipse and Serapio, the blind and scarred young man, has a destiny to fulfill. There is also Naranpa, the Sun Priest, who aims to reunite the people of Tova who have long since distrusted the priesthood. But she has enemies from all sides who don't want her to succeed. 

I had a bit of fear when picking up this book. I feared that I would get confused. There really is a lot going on and one of the downsides of the fantasy genre is that if it's not done well, it's easy to get lost. I'm currently reading The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan and I got lost more than once. But I'm happy to say that Rebecca Roanhorse is a pro and it never got too hard to follow.

There was a good mix of characters and not many of them fell into any classic trope. Even if they did fit a certain trope's niche, they were their own person and not some cardboard cutout of what's expected of the genre. There was also no clear bad side. Though I did pick a side, it's not as clear as something like Jedi vs Sith. The characters and their various plights have depth beyond good vs evil and I loved that. Naranpa's goals are pure and honest. She wants to restore people's faith in the priesthood. Serapio's goals are honorable. He wants to bring forth an long dead god to bring his people back to their former glory. These two goals can't coincide. Only one side can win and I'm not sure who I want to get the metaphorical gold.

There was also wonderful representation for the LGBTQ+ community. A main character is Bi. More than one important side characters use gender neutral pronouns, and there's even transgendered representation. The best thing is, is that it all came about naturally. It never felt forced to meet some sort of unspoken woke quota. The only thing I found difficult was the use of the xe/xir pronouns since I'm used to the more popular they/them. But that's not really a big deal at all at it was easy to get used to even if it was jarring at first.

 The world Roanhorse created is vast and full of possibility. Just like Terry Brooks's Shannara, Roanhorse's world in the Between Earth and Sky series has a lot of potential for stories beyond this series. Everything was original too which makes the promise for more even more intriguing. But right now all I want is the sequel to Black Sun. IT doesn't end on a huge cliffhanger, but it's so good that I want more right away.

Black Sun is a fun read. It has a very intriguing story with great characters that tell a unique tale. The world is immersive and easy to understand but that doesn't take away from the wonder of it all. Rebecca Roanhorse is a master of her craft and I'm so glad I got the opportunity to read this book.

Black Sun gets an 11 out of 11

The Night Circus | Book Review

Saturday, 3 October 2020

I know. I'm late to another party. This is yet another book that my wife had been insisting me to read but I kept putting it off for various reasons. Well, this year I decided to pick it up and yet again I'm so glad I did. I enjoyed this one as an audio book as well and I think it was the best way to read it. Here's my review.



The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within the black-and-white striped canvas tents is an utterly unique experience full of breathtaking amazements. It is called Le Cirque des RĂªves, and it is only open at night. But behind the scenes, a fierce competition is underway - a duel between two young magicians, Celia and Marco, who have been trained since childhood expressly for this purpose by their mercurial instructors. Unbeknownst to them, this is a game in which only one can be left standing, and the circus is but the stage for a remarkable battle of imagination and will. Despite themselves, however, Celia and Marco tumble headfirst into love - a deep, magical love that makes the lights flicker and the room grow warm whenever they so much as brush hands. True love or not, the game must play out, and the fates of everyone involved, from the cast of extraordinary circus per­formers to the patrons, hang in the balance, suspended as precariously as the daring acrobats overhead. (Premise from Goodreads)

Simply put, this book is magical. It reads like a fairy tale. I could just imagine this book being read to me as a child. The beautiful writing captivated me, the colorful cast of characters kept me coming back for more. The narrator is Jim Dale and it felt just like a grandfatherly figure was reading to me. I couldn't imagine a better narrator.

The only real issue I had with the book was put perfectly by Booktuber Emily Fox: It had been sold to me as a "duel of magic between magicians" but really the world duel is used veeeeery loosely. And that's really the only thing that bothered me. The book sold itself as duel between two magicians and one will die. If the premise was worded a bit differently this would have been a perfect book but you can't sell a story using a certain hook, but never deliver. 

That being said, I still loved this story. I loved all the characters and how they interacted. I loved the magic of the circus. I didn't mind that I didn't understand how it worked. In a certain series about a boy wizard that shall not be named, how the magic worked was explained quite well. In this book, nothing was explained but I didn't mind. This was a flowery, artsy book so the fact that the magic was mysterious just added to the appeal. 

The Night Circus is long, but it doesn't feel long. I never once stopped to look at how much I had left to go because I was so enthralled by it all. There were a ton of different characters but I never got anyone confused, which isn't always easy to do with a book with a plethora of characters. This was just a well written book, plain and simple. If you haven't read it yet, you should. 

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang | Book Review

Sunday, 9 August 2020


Any fans of the fantasy genre know there are certain books that are must reads for any fan. You don’t have to like them, but they’re still considered quintessential. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Wheel of Time, Mistborn, Pern, The Inheritance Trilogy, and more are easy suggestions for anyone wanting to get into the genre. When a new quintessential fantasy book comes out it makes big enough waves that it’s hard to ignore. The Poppy War by R F Kuang was one of those books. It was published in 2018 and I finally got around to reading it, what did I think? Here’s my review.



As always, let’s start with the premise in my own words. Rin is a war orphan raised in a podunk little village in the Nikara Empire. She wants nothing more than to escape the opium dealers that raised her and the only way is to ace the Keju, a nationwide test that, if aced, would allow her into the prestigious Sinegard military academy. She does so but finds that being a dark skinned girl from a poor village marks her as easy prey for bullies. Rin catches the eye of the reclusive Lore teacher and learns that she has the potential to wield the powers of a shaman. But with war threatening to break out with the neighboring country of Mugen, everything she has and hasn’t learned, may be put to the test.

Before you pick up this book you should know a couple things. The first is that this is labeled as a “grimdark” fantasy. That means that… well… things are grim and dark. And boy do things get dark. I don’t generally believe in trigger warnings but I’m going to make an exception for this book because at one point, things got so dark that I just felt wrong. I felt like I had to take a shower. So consider this your trigger warning for rape, torture, murder, and violence in general. Just think of stuff that would make Jigsaw shudder and you'll have an idea of the kind of shit that happens at a few points in this book. See? Grimdark.

Kuang borrows heavily from history and it shows. But what also shows is her imagination and talent as a writer. While Kuang does borrow her world’s back story from the Sino-Japanese war (during WWII) with added touches from the Opium Wars and China’s Song Dynasty, she does make them her own. With books like this, an author can borrow all they want but it won’t make the story interesting. Lucky for the reader, Kuang does make it interesting. The world is rich and though it’s based on ancient China, it becomes its own creature. In the beginning some of the characters easily fell into tropes but later blossomed into something more.

A lot of people raved about this book and while there is plenty to rave over, there’s also plenty to be critical about. The most pressing issues is the pacing of the book. The first half of the story was slowly paced and after the war broke out it ramped up and while one could argue that it was honest in terms of the tides of war, as a reader it comes across as a little jarring. Also, the first half of the book felt a little like a Harry Potter fanfiction with Rin as Harry, Nezha as Malfoy, Kitay as Ron, Jun as Snape, and Jiang as Dumbledore.

Another low point of the book was Rin's outstanding stupidity. Before anyone says anything. I get it. She's a kid, she basically had to raise herself, and none of her masters can answer a question with a straight answer to save their lives, but all the dumb decisions she made got old. Even though I did really like this book, her final bad decision just made me shake my head and realize that I sorely missed my favorite character who died half a book ago.

I want to finish up on a high note but one more thing that bothered me was the overly violent things that happened. They only happened a couple times and I do get it, war is horrible, but come on. I didn't need some of the graphic and bloody descriptions. I'm already on Nikara's side. I don't need to hear about all the crimes against humanity Mugen committed too.

So like I said, let's try to end this on a happy note. I did like this book. It's not a modern masterpiece as some fans of the book would have you believe. But it's a solid and enjoyable novel that brings an interesting new world and magic system into our lives. While the ending didn't put me off reading the sequel, it did push the sequel farther down my TBR than it originally was. I have no need to pick it up right away, but some time this year I'll read it.

The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang gets a 7 out of 11

Kings Or Pawns by J.J. Sherwood | Book Review

Monday, 11 November 2019

A while back I read a book that I absolutely loved, but for some reason I never wrote a review. How can I claim to love a book if I don’t do my best, as a book blogger to share it with the tens of people who read my new blog? Kings or Pawns is a book by J. J. Sherwood and was released way back in 2015. It’s part of a series called The Steps of Power and it is a must read for any fan of the fantasy genre. Here’s my review.



Let’s start, as we always do, with the premise. This is, in my oh so humble opinion, a mix between high fantasy and political intrigue. The political intrigue is where this book shines but it also does a military drama quite well too. The story follows Prince, soon to be King, Hairem who has just ascended to the throne of Elvorium after the death of his father. Jikun is the beloved general who is fighting a campaign against Saebellus, the great enemy of Elvorium. Hairem must fight his political enemies, those who don’t want him in power, while Jikun must fight his own battle against an enemy always seems to be one step ahead.

For some reason I have a harder time writing reviews for books I love but I can write about books I didn’t like with the ease of cutting butter with a lightsaber. I believe it’s because when I don’t like a book, I can pick out exactly why. It’s usually one or two things that don’t quite work that kept me from enjoying the story. When it comes to books I love, like Kings or Pawns, I have a harder time narrowing it down because, well, I liked it all.



What stood out to me the most about this story was how quickly I cared about Hairem and Jikun. How each point of view was unique and I I always saw their side of things. I felt like if they were real people I would get along with Hairem and have a healthy respect for Jikun. They were real people to me.Both Hairem and JIkun had their voice and you could feel it in their individual scenes. The supporting cast was just as good. They were fully realized. They never felt like a passing thought.

The world the book is set in is well thought out and vast. With it comes the promise of a plethora of stories. Much like the Shannara series by Terry Brooks, when this first story ends, Sherwood could start a brand new story in a land we already know and love. Personally I want a prequel series set during the True Blood Schism (read the book and you'll agree with me).

What impressed me most about JJ Sherwood’s writing was that she had this Aaron Sorkin-esque ability to make politics interesting. Discussions between the new king and the elected officials could become tense and intriguing at a moments notice. It felt less like C-Span and more like The West Wing, but with Elves. 

The good news about starting this series now is that book two, Heroes and Thieves, is already out so when you finish Kings or Pawns and need more Steps of Power in your life, you can jump right into the next book. I really enjoyed Kings or Pawns and I know you will too. 

Kings or Pawns by JJ Sherwood gets a 11 out of 11

The Magicians by Lev Grossman | Book Review

Sunday, 3 November 2019

Have you ever started a book expecting to love it and then the worse it gets the more you try to convince yourself you don’t actually hate it? This goes on until one day you look to your left and your right and see pyramids. Why do you see pyramids? Because you’re in Da Nile. In fact your denial was so bad when you finished and voiced your hatred of the book, your partner was surprised because you were talking about liking it.
That’s how I felt about The Magicians by Lev Grossman. A more adult Harry Potter? Come on! That shit is right up my alley! That has Bookgasm written all over it. The book would look like I got whiteout on the pages! But alas, it wasn’t meant to be. Here’s my review:

So let’s get the premise out of the way, shall we? Quentin Coldwater is a bitch young man who hates everything. Life is just one big bore. He’s also really smart. One day he stumbles upon a magic school that just so happens to be taking applicants so get takes the test and yay! He passes. He can use magic and he’s now going to go to the US’s only magic school. But what he finds out about the world of magic isn’t everything books made it out to be.
Can you see where the comparisons to Harry Potter come from? Well, that’s about all they have in common except for one or two small things. Harry Potter is a true joy to read. I’ve even begun rereading these books as an adult and I still love them. But The Magicians lacked any real magic.
The plot of the book was almost non-existant. Half of this tale takes place and Brakebills University and the major plot for that arch of the story is, well, just go to school and pass your classes. With Harry Potter we spent seven books going to school with the Hogwarts students but in The Magicians we spend half the book (about 200 pages or 8 hours of audio) covering five years of school the Quentin and Alice (a friend he makes at school) are sent off into the real world and that’s when the fun starts!…. No. Not really. The next quarter of the book an attempt at slice of life for Quentin, Alice, and their other friends from school, but each and every character is such a piece of human shit that it’s more boring than Billie Eilish singing an hymn (Which is to say, mind numblingly boring).
Oh God. Should we talk about the characters? Fine. Quentin is a horrible main character. He has no real personality and the choices he makes are so frustratingly bad that if he died halfway through, the book would have been better for it. All of his friends except Alice are just as bad and the worst of it all is, they take time away from Alice who’s the Hermionie character but more adult.
When the big part of the story finally gets going, the book is almost over and its rushed so fast that I felt that Lev Grossman had run out of time and his project for beginners creative writing wasn’t finished yet. I’m sorry, that’s not a fair comparison. When I was taking beginners creative writing years ago I read a lot of much better work than The Magicians.
I’m not sure if I can fully express in words how bad the story is. Grossman spends half the book building up shitty characters and then gives them very little time to do anything interesting.
And another thing. This books is told from Quentin’s point of view and when you’re writing a book in first person, and your main character is a piece of shit, then you better have one hell of a story to tell to make your insufferable character worth it. But Lev Grossman dropped the ball so much you’d think he was bowling with greased up his hands.
The Magicians is a horrible book that’s not worth anyone’s time. I thought I’d give the TV show a try but just looking at the actor who plays Quentin makes me want to track him down and punch him in the face. If you actually like this book I’m really curious to see what you like about it. Do stories about wastes of space doing nothing for four hundred pages interest you?
I don’t recommend this book to anyone. Ever.
The Magicians by Lev Grossman gets a 1 out of 11
I mean, come on. Look at this bitch.

Trail of Lightning by Rebecca Roanhorse | Book Review

I’m stumbled upon this book while I was simply looking for a new audio book. My job allows me a few hours alone in an office so why not get some “reading” done while I work? So I picked this up on a whim and, as it turns out, I made a great choice. Here’s my review.
Let’s talk about the premise first. This is the debut work of Rebecca Roanhorse and she’s off to a great start. This is about Maggie Hoskie, a Dinetah (Din Eh Tah) monster hunter who is gifted with supernatural powers. Dinetah is the traditional homeland of the Navajo tribe. A climate apocalypse caused the downfall of most of the civilized countries in the world and the Navajo were some of the last people left unaffected. So they grew out of the ashes of the old world, and with that, their gods and folk heroes came back to walk the land once again. Maggie gets sent on a routine monster hunt, but instead finds a new evil that threatens her people.
This book fits nicely in two genres. Cli-fi and urban fantasy. Cli-fi is a newish genre which stands for climate fiction. Urban fantasy, in case you weren’t familiar, has been around for quite a while and is just a fantasy book that takes place in an urban setting. So now you know.
When I started listening to this book I knew it had promise but I also knew it could easily be predictable a drab. I’m happy to report that the promise paid off and it avoided too many tropes from the urban fantasy genre.
Rebecca Roanhorse builds a wonderfully realized world in this book and taps into a woefully underutilized mythos and not only was it entertaining but it showed just how much unrealized potential there is in the myths and legends of Native American peoples. This is the first book in a new series and book two has already come out and I’ve consumed and loved it already. I can’t wait for book three. The Dresden Files is a 13 plus book series and the story of Maggie Hoskie has the potential to go that long, if not more.
Maggie is a great main character. She’s strong but realistic. She’s independent but even the strongest people need help at times and she’s smart enough to realize that. She’s broody but doesn’t get annoying about it like Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice or Edward from Twilight. She’s broody for a reason and shows that the passing of time can, in fact, heal wounds.
The world built for this book is a well realized and terrifyingly possible. The best part is that she never got preachy about climate change. She just built a world that was the result of a world that didn’t care and let it speak for itself. There’s nothing wrong with preaching about climate change, but I didn’t pick up an urban fantasy book to get lectured on the dangers of pollution. I have Captain Planet for that.
The pacing for the story was just as you’d expect and very basic. Not that there’s anything wrong with that at all. I don’t need innovation when it comes to story pacing. I need something readable and exciting, which this was. Unlike Barney’s mixtape, a story shouldn’t be all rise. (How I Met Your Mother reference anyone? No? Okay.)
Let’s wrap this up. If you’re in the market for an interesting, original, and enjoyable urban fantasy book, pick this up. I would even go as far to say this is a great introduction to the genre and may even been a good recommendation for people who don’t normally pick up fantasy books. This is a good book through and though that I can’t wait to enjoy again.
Trail of Lightening by Rebecca Roanhorse gets a 10 out of 11

Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero | Book Review

I love finding new books. Hidden gems that I never knew existed. It’s an easy thing to do with books. When a popular author’s next big book comes out, no one talks about it like they would the newest Marvel movie or even the indiest indie movie. Movies are more accessible and can be enjoyed by those who don’t have the patience to read. So when someone recommends a book to me that I think may be up my alley, I get excited. When Somewhat Nerdy’s very own Critter announced that he read a book and really enjoyed it, I snapped to attention. The book he talked about seemed like just the kind of thing I like. So I got a copy and read it for last years Spookathon, a reading challenge hosted by YouTuber BooksandLala and I think I just may have found a new favorite author. Here’s my review.

Let’s get the premise out of the way, shall we? If you’re a well rounded nerd, and/or a fan of cartoons, then you should have some vague idea of what to expect from this book. Meddling Kids is a reference to Scooby Doo, a very popular cartoon that started in 1969 and has existed in some form from then to now. Whenever Scooby and gang would capture their latest masked bad guy, he or she would utter the words “and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.” This book is about a similar group of children detectives, but they’ve all grown up. It’s years later and they’ve grown apart and have lives of their own, but something about their last case still haunts them. Back in 1977 the Blyton Summer Detectives Club solved the case of the Sleepy Lake Monster, but could there be more to the case then they ever knew?
Be honest with me. That sounds pretty dope, right? Edgar Cantero had a good idea that could have easily gone wrong, but thankfully this is a guy who knows what he’s doing.
I had an idea of what to expect from this book. I thought I knew was I was getting myself into. But Meddling Kids did more than meet my expectations, it exceeded them. The depth of the characters in this book was reminiscent of Stephen King, but without the eight hundred extra pages. By the end of the book I felt like I knew the characters as well as I do any Dresden Files character (Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files is my all time favorite book series). It was also obvious who in Meddling Kids was supposed to be in Scooby Doo, but the characters were more than copies. As they developed they became so much more than their cartoon counterparts.
This is a mystery but with a fantasy/pop-culture flair that sets it apart from your standard mystery fare. The mystery aspect is enough that fans of the genre will still find enjoyment in this and the same is true for the opposite. Before reading this book I wasn’t a huge fan of mysteries and I enjoyed this a lot. It’s not the best mystery, truth be told. I’ve read far better since, but it’s also not bad so those who consider themselves mystery aficionados shouldn’t shy away. But Meddling Kids is more than a mystery. It’s a character driven novel that not only has a lot of questions that need answering, but it tells the story of the Blyton Summer Detectives Club and what caused them to become the adults they became.
Unlike books like Ready Player One and Armada (both by Ernest Cline), this book doesn’t inundate you with 80’s and pop culture references. The book sets the tone for each time period but Edgar Cantero doesn’t ever get heavy handed with nerd culture. The focus is on the story and it shows.
If you pick up Meddling Kids, which I highly suggest you do, you’ll read a well written and well plotted story about a group of former child detectives who must face more than one demon from their past.  You may even guess the “who dunnit” part of this book before the end, but that’s only half the fun. The rest of the enjoyment from the story is watching these characters get themselves into and then out of sticky situations. Even if I had figured out who the bad guy was before the end, the ending would still have been fun and enjoyable.
Meddling Kids was a great read from the very first page and I already can’t wait for my first reread.
Meddling Kids By Edgar Cantero gets a 9 out of 11

Alcatraz VS The Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson | Book Review

For years Brandon Sanderson has been one of my favorite authors. I was introduced to him though a friend who was a fan of the Mistborn series. He turned me onto it and the rest is history. That was my first jaunt into the wider world of fantasy books. Until then my world was made up of Terry Brooks, J. R. R. Tolkien, and Pierce Anthony. With the introduction of Sanderson, I had my eyes open to a bigger world of books.
A few years ago I was fortunate enough to meet him and get some of my books signed. It was there that he made a joke about another series he wrote that I knew nothing about. It was called Alcatraz VS The Evil Librarians and it was a series of kids books.
The thing about kids books is that they never cross my mind. I normally just look at what new adult level books are out there, sometimes young adult, but wondering what children’s books an author has written was foreign to me.
That being said, the fact that one of my favorite authors wrote a kids book got me interested. Interested enough to read it. So here’s my review.
If you’re familiar with authors like Beverly Cleary or Roald Dahl, then you’ll know what level of reading to expect from Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians. If you’ve read the Lemony Snicket books by Dale Handler then you’ll be very familiar. But just because it’s a kids book doesn’t mean it won’t be enjoyable for anyone above the age of twelve.
This book is about thirteen year old Alcatraz Smedry, a foster child who has a power, kind of. He can break anything. Things just break around him with no purposeful action on his part. On his birthday, he gets a bag of sand from his long lost parents but it’s quickly stolen. After the theft, his grandfather appears out of nowhere and tells him that there’s a war going on with a cult of evil librarians and the sand was a very powerful artifact that could turn the tide of the war. Can Alcatraz use his amazing destructive powers to help save the day?  
The biggest complaint that people had about the book is that they felt talked down to.  So I went into it hyper aware of the storytelling. I did notice what people were talking about, what those naysayers picked up on, but I’m here to tell you that that’s just the way Alcatraz is.  This story is told in the first person and Alcatraz explains a lot, not because Sanderson assumes the readers are stupid, but because it’s part of the narrative. Allow me to explain. Spoiler free, of course.
In the book, there’s another world right next to ours. Similar to Harry Potter or Artemis Fowl. A world where there’s magical stuff going on and we don’t notice any of it. Since this is written in the first person, Alcatraz has to pause to explain things to us, where normally we’d get some paragraph of exposition. Alcatraz says things like “If you’re a Hushlander, you probably don’t know what a Oculator is.” So, to some, it could seem like the reader is being talked down to. But in reality, that’s not the case at all.
Let’s put all that aside and move on. Sanderson created a really colorful and interesting world and we just get a glimpse of it in Alcatraz Vs. The Evil Librarians. It’s a short book which turns out to be a double-edged sword. It was a really quick read. It only took me a couple hours of distracted reading. But I wanted more.  It was still a complete story, just one sliver of the whole tale. The books that I mentioned before, Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl, ones like that sit in the grey zone betweens a children’s book and a young adult novel, they feel more like a full novel while Alcatraz feels like a glorified short story. That doesn’t me I didn’t like it. I liked it quite a bit, but using it for my Popsugar Reading Challenge felt like cheating.
Sanderson spun a world of enjoyable and relatable characters and put them into a conflict that’s both intriguing and captivating. I’ve mentioned other series a couple times in this review but it’s really not fair to compare Alcatraz to those series as this book is truly it’s own creature. The best I can come up with is if Lemony Snicket and Harry Potter had a baby. That baby would be Alcatraz.
This was a good book and I enjoyed it quite a bit. The first one really got me hooked and I look forward to picking up the other books in this series and quickly reading them all. After reading so many epics it was a very nice change to pick up a book that I could have finished in an hour of focused reading.
I highly suggest this book to anyone who just wants a little fun and is able to just sit back and enjoy an easy to read book.
Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians gets an 8 out of 11

The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Bracken | Book Review

Have you ever liked something but had trouble explaining why? You could point out all the bad things about it but when asked what you actually liked or why you like it, you have to pause to consider your answer. Well that’s how I felt about The Darkest Minds. I finished reading this on the 23rd and usually I can jump right on my computer and start banging out a review. But I couldn’t. Partially because I had work early the next morning but also because I didn’t know what to say. So did I ever figure out what I liked about this book? I sure hope so. Here’s my review for The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Bracken.
Let me start off by giving a brief synopsis. One day a virus starts spreading among children ages ten to eighteen. Many die, but those who don’t are left with powers. The government freaks out because some of these powers are really dangerous. A program is started where children are moved to camps to be “rehabilitated.” At least that’s the story the government feeds the people. Ruby was ten when she was taken from her home and put in a camp. Six years later and she’s still there, hiding in fear of the camp finding out what her real power is.
Okay, here’s something. Let’s start with the obvious. The characters. This book had some really good characters. There’s about four of them (3 solid and two half good characters). This is a YA novel and, like I’ve mentioned before, both in Triple B (I went to the Guy Fieri school of naming things) and Future Flicks with Billiam, they tend to get a bad rap. This book, however, has the misfortune of being so close to a stereotypical cheesy YA novel that readers could balk at the book before they even get a few chapters in.  The main character is a moody angsty teenager, but guess what? She was kept in a prison camp for six years since she was ten. Compared to her, Katniss has it good. What makes Ruby complex is her inner struggle between wanting to keep away from people and live a hermit-like life versus her desire for human contact beyond daily pleasantries. A boy touched her hand! Like OMG! Yes OMG because it’s never happened before.
Talking about love, this book has a love triangle. Wait! Don’t go! It’s not a Twilight-esque love triangle. This one actually makes sense. Since this is a spoiler free review I can’t tell you why, but trust me when I say I didn’t even bat an eye when I realized what was going on. Trust me. I can’t stand lazy writing and I would have jumped all over it like a douche bag on a vape supply sale.  There were a lot of stereotypical things in this book. A lot of tropes summoned to move the story along. But they were well done and always given a really good reason. This book was well plotted and thought out so either Alexandra Bracken got really lucky, or she knows her craft.
I never finished talking about the characters, did I? There were two other main characters that we got to know well, one we didn’t, and a side character who we got to know pretty well. This book doesn’t overwhelm you with people/names to remember and backstories to memorize. As for the people who were critically important to the story, I feel that we got to know them well. I liked how we got to know each character in their own way without having it shoved down our gullets. Here’s a new character! Here’s everything you need to know. Okay, lets move the story along. Nope, none of that here.
Here’s the thing though. I’m saying all these positive things about the book but if this genre, if this story, doesn’t sound like something you’d be into, then you probably won’t like it. Let me put it this way. Stephen King is one of the best writers of the modern era, but that doesn’t mean everyone will love him. Cormac McCarthy is considered a wonderful writer but I think he’s garbage and his books shouldn’t even be used as toilet paper. The same goes for The Darkest Minds. Just because Alexandra Bracken did a great job fleshing the story out, just because she has multi-dimensional characters, doesn’t mean anything if YA Dystopian Thrillers (with a hint of Sci-Fi) aren’t your thing.
The only other thing about the book that I think is worth mentioning/warning people about is the pacing. As a first book in a series, it does have a slow burn, but in doing so, it does a great job of setting you up for the other books in the series and leaves you wanting more of the world. It introduces who is important. And it prepares you for what comes next. But to do all of that, the first book has to be a character study with bits of action thrown in to keep cobwebs from forming. It wasn’t a boring book, but if a character heavy book isn’t your sort of thing, then go read something else.
From this point you can probably guess what my recommendation is. This is very easy. If anything about what I’ve said interests you, then pick this book up and enjoy it. If not, then walk away. This isn’t one of those novels that can transcend genres. If you want one of those, pick up Ender’s Game, A Monster Calls, or Me Before You. Just a warning though if you want to pick this book up. It’s part of, at the very least, a four book series. So if you want to see it through to the end, you’ll have to read them all.
I enjoyed The Darkest Minds and I hope that I can at least convince one person to pick it up. I think there are a lot of people out there who would like it and I’m pretty sure you know who you are.
The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Braken gets an 8 out of 11

The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley | Book Review

So I read a lot of books… or at least I try to. This is my second year taking part in the Popsugar Reading Challenge and it’s forcing me to broaden my horizons and read books I normally would never have given a second chance… Okay, that’s kind of a lie. I end up trying to shoehorn my usual Fantasy and Sci-Fi books into the categories, only to then break down and read something different for any category I can’t find a genre book for. Wow, this fantasy book has a main character that once slept with a dude, guess that fits for prompt 12: A book with an LGBTQ+ protagonist. Prompt 6 is A novel based on a real person, I guess that means I can read my zombies on the Titanic book. After all, Captain Smith was a real person. You get the idea.

Anywho, I’ve been reading so many books that I figured, why not start writing reviews on them? Like I said, I mainly read fantasy and Sci-Fi and those are pretty nerdy genres, so it works for this site? Right? Right! So lets start the first review in the first ever Billiam’s Book Blog. Here’s my review for The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley

*This will be a spoiler free review. Anything I mention from the book is either unimportant to the plot or is stated on the book or in the Amazon synopsis*

Would anyone really be mad if I spoiled a book that was written in 1982? I figured I’d be kind seeing as reading a book is a much bigger commitment than a movie. Best to cover my ass anyway.



So I had never heard of this book before and I’m a big fan of the Fantasy genre. I read The Hobbit when I was a kid just like everyone else. I grew up reading Phillip Pullman, Roald Dahl, and found Harry Potter in my high school years. Later on I branched out to Terry Brooks, Jim Butcher, Ursula K Le Guin, Brandon Sanderson. I’ve read books all those authors had recommended but I had never heard of this book that’s supposed to be a well loved classic.

I picked up this book to fill the prompt: Book with your favorite color in the title, for the Popsugar reading challenge. I found it in the children’s section of my local library so I figured it’d take me a day or two of reading, a couple hours a day. I was wrong. In the end it took me about twenty days with an hour or two a night to finish it. Why? Because it’s dryer than eating saltines in the desert. It’s dense. Really dense.


The overall plot is pretty cool. This young woman is swept away to this new world after her father dies. She’s somehow drawn to this new place even though she’s never been there before and falls in love with the area. One day the king of a former hostile people visits and asks for help defending against a common enemy. He’s turned down, but notices Harry (the young woman) as he leaves and senses magic in her. He later returns later to kidnap her and she’s taken away from her new home and forced to train to become a warrior for the Hill people.

This could be a pretty cool plot, but it’s sullied by pacing issues and a story that flows about as nicely as molasses through sand (yes, those are two different issues). This may be a spoiler but it happens so early in the book that I feel it’s perfectly safe to say. After Harry gets kidnapped, she’s fine with it. She wakes up scared and after a few days is perfectly fine. There’s a big reveal near the end as to why this is, but it’s so stupid and contrived that I openly swore at the book, scaring my wife who was reading next to me.

I don’t see why people like this book at all. Harry is the biggest Mary Sue I’ve seen outside of bad fan fiction and not only that but there’s a very weak love story that’s shoehorned into the book out of nowhere. Ninety-five percent of the book has no mention of love. Not even a hint, yet a special and particularly awful five percent has it shoved in there like a reject from a Nora Roberts novel.


This book was slow paced, like I mentioned before, until certain parts where time jumps but nothing really changes. Harry accomplishes so much in a small amount of time that she boarders on being divine. A few weeks to train for a tournament and you’ve never fought before? Of course it’s possible to make you a contender. Not even bad shounen manga does that. Even Goku had to train like a mofo to prepare for his battles.

Was there anything good about this book? Yes. Despite Harry being desperately OP, she had potential to be a good character. The world McKinley created was very interesting with an interesting juxtaposition between the Outlander/Hill people relationship and the British Kingdom/Anyone they invaded. Could the book be used as an allegory for not only women being strong and independent but also us being kinder to different cultures? Sure, if The Blue Sword was written better it sure could have been that.

The positive in this book is so overshadowed by the bad that when I was done I was left feeling empty with a hint of anger. Did I really just waste all this time on the book? By the time I knew I wasn’t going to like it, by the time I knew it wasn’t going to get any better, I was already halfway through and decided to trudge on through the sloppy and overabundant prose.

I wish my first book blog was a positive one but I know if I kept putting it off, I’d never actually get around to it.

Do you like Fantasy? Great! So do I? Never read this book.


The Blue Sword gets a 2 out of 11.

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